Thursday, June 22, 2017

Well I suppose....

For a given definition of "armed."

Tuesday, June 20, 2017

"So the reins are firmly in EU's hands, while the UK government is still trying to pump out the water from a flooded basement, while the roof is starting to catch fire."

Friday, June 16, 2017

Flying cars?

No. We have invested our technologies and resources in... other directions.

Tuesday, June 13, 2017

Friday, June 09, 2017

I did not know this


a. the rolling stock, exclusive of the locomotive, making up a train.
b. a record made of this rolling stock.

Thursday, June 08, 2017

UK Election Tomorrow

Reading the news about the impending general election in the U.K., I am reminded of the wise words of Thomas Jefferson:

"Hey! You know, we left this England place because it was bogus. So if we don't get some cool rules ourselves, pronto, we'll just be bogus too."  

Worship Virtues

or Virtues Worship. It's kind of hard to tell.

Monday, June 05, 2017

Well I'm sure glad to see this.

The last eggs I bought were bogus. 

Hey Gen X

Instead of saying "millennials this.." and "millennials that...," consider using the more traditional form of "Kids these days..."

If we're going to bitch about young people just like our grandparents did, there's no harm in sounding exactly like the old farts that we have become.

Friday, June 02, 2017

Well hell, son

I don't want women to refer to me as "Fatty McMango Pants." And yet here we are...

Wednesday, May 31, 2017

A Day that Will Live in Infamy

The Gray Chaos Angel is Beautiful,,,

..but might have pneumonia.

(Also, Big LOLs at New Jersey and Wisconsin.)